We’re all a part of it; whether if it’s for work or play, we love this new Social Networking phenomenon and Facebook is by far one of the most popular.
Facebook isn’t for everyone, though. For example; Facebook is not for you if….
1)You can’t fish, grow, build or harvest something. Granted, you don’t need the real world skills, after all this is facebook. But if you can’t help your friends by clicking around Farmville or feeding fish in Happy Aquarium then you shouldn’t be here.
2)You don’t have some kind of status update telling your friends exactly what you are doing at any given moment during the day. This bleeds into Twitter, as well. However, if you’re real network savvy your Twitter account is already synced to your Facebook account. But if you feel the need to keep most of your daily events to yourself, then why did you bother signing up?
3)You can’t upload photos from your mobile phone/ipad/iPhone/laptop/x-box etc.. Facebook is a great place for those people with ADD or Reading Disabilities. Therefore pictures are a MUST for the visually excitable folks. Especially when we can see pictures of what you are eating, shopping for, buying, destroying, building or etching on your skin.
4)You don’t like to copy and paste. It’s almost daily that you will be required to copy and paste a status to help spread the word (whatever that word may be for the moment) to your friends because someone else thought it would be helpful and necessary to share with you.
5)You’re trying to start a new life and hide from that strange man/woman you accidentally gave your number and name to on a previous drunken excursion. And said excursions happen often. Stay away from Facebook. You will be found.
Hilarious! Loved it!