Where ole where, can our little governor be? Where ole where can he be?
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The governor of South Carolina, was tired of his boring life
So he boarded a plane to Argentina, to get away from his wife
He told his staff he was hiking, the ole Appalachian trail
When he was actually wrestling in bed, with a spicy Argentine female
When the governor finally come clean, of his whereabouts
His face was red as the South Carolina flag, when the truth finally came out
I beg for your forgiveness, the governor’s speech begin to say
I let the people of South Carolina down, by rolling around in the hay
If you good people could find it in your heart, to forgive me for my lies
I will never let you down again, and this is the reason why
Me and the wife had been fighting, and sex we were having no more
I succumbed to that ladies desires, and my morals went out the door
Now that i’ve had my fling, i’m ready to get on with my life
My staff is glad to have me back, and my salary is important to my wife
So please let me finish out my term, i’ll make our “great state” proud once again
I’ll put my nose to the political grindstone, and get rid of all the viagra i keep in the den
June 27th, 2009 at 9:00 am
I love their flag the tree and the star. Great word play!
June 27th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Very interesting poem! Nicely done.
June 27th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Interesting!
June 27th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
To wit, to wit. The Governor of South Carolina is such a twit. Your poem is a hit.
June 27th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I love it. That was a pitiful show your govoner put on for the camera. At least his wife wasn’t hanging onto him while he cried. I say thumbs up to her.
June 27th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
cuter than cute! spry and interesting along with a fun read.
June 27th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Thanks for that.
Inna
July 7th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
That was hilarious! Such a cleverly creative piece! I love your sense of humor, Hfj. Besides, the Governor brought it upon himself. ^_^
July 10th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Bloody brilliant..couldn;t have said it any better..hehehe..the man’s pathetic!!
July 13th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
That was awesome. Really.
July 17th, 2009 at 8:17 am
This is really good : ) hahahahehe
It got me laughing : )
You really are good at your poetry work…make sure you make time to write more in between working out ; ))
I’d like to see what Elle would have to say about this poem : ))
Take Care
Marie
July 20th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I agree. Very Witty!
July 21st, 2009 at 10:15 am
I’m sure it was an innocent affair
lol Very pleasant read, made me laugh .
July 21st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
yet another great writing hfj.
July 25th, 2009 at 3:06 am
You have a great take on the world at large. I always look out for your works, as you make my day.
Thank you
August 19th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Ha ha so funny
September 16th, 2009 at 8:45 am
very well done.
December 15th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
That was a fun read, being from Canada I had not heard any of the news on this.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Argentina vs. The Appalachian Trail.
December 16th, 2009 at 8:24 am
A poem of hysterical, sorry, historical importance.
December 16th, 2009 at 11:23 am
great poem but what a poor soul of a man! I hope he keeps his viagra and if his wife won’t open up then let him go find someone that will!
December 16th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Not really my cup of tea but well written humor
December 16th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Made me chuckle, made me grin
too bad he had to commit the sin.
Great writing
December 16th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
So well done! perfect satire of a perfectly despicable – and pathetic – man.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:08 am
lol hfj,
your taste is poetry is very broad and you are one hell of a versatile poet.
December 18th, 2009 at 1:14 am
a limerick about south carolina. I prefer nantucket, myself. but this sums up the lunacy of the event quite nicely.
December 18th, 2009 at 8:31 am
oh, that was hilarious!!!
I absolutely loved it.
December 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am
A witty parody of modern life with a humourous touch.
December 19th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
lovely!
December 21st, 2009 at 7:45 am
still love it hfj.
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:11 am
LMAO that describes the whole affair in a nutshell Hfj:)
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February 6th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
You captured the scene in a hilarious way. Nice…
December 10th, 2010 at 12:18 am
That was a comical piece to read with a valuable lesson behind it as well.This goes to show everything comes out in the wash and the price paid for it is heavy.But hasn’t sex and politics always gone hand in hand?I always thought they made great bed partners until they are caught red handed.
December 10th, 2010 at 12:23 am
Irreverent and funny! I remember listening to Shawn Hannity say “He’s an honest man, andd if he said he went hiking, then I believe him….” Boy did he have to eat crow the next day!
March 4th, 2011 at 10:39 am
hahahahah another great share