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The governor of South Carolina, was tired of his boring life
So he boarded a plane to Argentina, to get away from his wife
He told his staff he was hiking, the ole Appalachian trail
When he was actually wrestling in bed, with a spicy Argentine female
When the governor finally come clean, of his whereabouts
His face was red as the South Carolina flag, when the truth finally came out
I beg for your forgiveness, the governor’s speech begin to say
I let the people of South Carolina down, by rolling around in the hay
If you good people could find it in your heart, to forgive me for my lies
I will never let you down again, and this is the reason why
Me and the wife had been fighting, and sex we were having no more
I succumbed to that ladies desires, and my morals went out the door
Now that i’ve had my fling, i’m ready to get on with my life
My staff is glad to have me back, and my salary is important to my wife
So please let me finish out my term, i’ll make our “great state” proud once again
I’ll put my nose to the political grindstone, and get rid of all the viagra i keep in the den
I love their flag the tree and the star. Great word play!
Very interesting poem! Nicely done.
Interesting!
To wit, to wit. The Governor of South Carolina is such a twit. Your poem is a hit.
I love it. That was a pitiful show your govoner put on for the camera. At least his wife wasn’t hanging onto him while he cried. I say thumbs up to her.
cuter than cute! spry and interesting along with a fun read.
Thanks for that.
Inna
That was hilarious! Such a cleverly creative piece! I love your sense of humor, Hfj. Besides, the Governor brought it upon himself. ^_^
Bloody brilliant..couldn;t have said it any better..hehehe..the man’s pathetic!!
That was awesome. Really.
This is really good : ) hahahahehe
It got me laughing : )
You really are good at your poetry work…make sure you make time to write more in between working out ; ))
I’d like to see what Elle would have to say about this poem : ))
Take Care
Marie
I agree. Very Witty!
I’m sure it was an innocent affair
lol Very pleasant read, made me laugh .
yet another great writing hfj.
You have a great take on the world at large. I always look out for your works, as you make my day.
Thank you
Ha ha so funny
very well done.
That was a fun read, being from Canada I had not heard any of the news on this.
Argentina vs. The Appalachian Trail.
A poem of hysterical, sorry, historical importance.
great poem but what a poor soul of a man! I hope he keeps his viagra and if his wife won’t open up then let him go find someone that will!
Not really my cup of tea but well written humor
Made me chuckle, made me grin
too bad he had to commit the sin.
Great writing
So well done! perfect satire of a perfectly despicable – and pathetic – man.
lol hfj,
your taste is poetry is very broad and you are one hell of a versatile poet.
a limerick about south carolina. I prefer nantucket, myself. but this sums up the lunacy of the event quite nicely.
oh, that was hilarious!!!
I absolutely loved it.
A witty parody of modern life with a humourous touch.
lovely!
still love it hfj.
LMAO that describes the whole affair in a nutshell Hfj:)
You captured the scene in a hilarious way. Nice…
That was a comical piece to read with a valuable lesson behind it as well.This goes to show everything comes out in the wash and the price paid for it is heavy.But hasn’t sex and politics always gone hand in hand?I always thought they made great bed partners until they are caught red handed.
Irreverent and funny! I remember listening to Shawn Hannity say “He’s an honest man, andd if he said he went hiking, then I believe him….” Boy did he have to eat crow the next day!
hahahahah another great share