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If you haven’t heard about this website, then your friends probably thought you weren’t cool enough to handle it. Maybe they were trying to protect your delicate sensibilities. In any case, I’m willing to blow the lid off of this well kept secret.

Texts from Last Night is a website that publishes the most crazy, outlandish text messages that young people send their friends while they are under the influence, partying like there’s no tomorrow.These texts are from the  people who have achieved legendary cult status for their outrageous stunts. These texts are from people who you’ve only dreamed about being and guess what, everything you’ve heard about them is true.

Users of the website can anonymously send in text messages they and their friends have sent while three sheets to the wind. The site admins post the area code of the messages and separate the texts into one of these three categories: Best Night, Worst Night, or Random.

Most of the texts are extremely vulgar, making references to sex, drugs and alcohol, but occasionally, you might find gems like “You know the lizard people decide everything, right” , “I’m drinking this country out of the recession” or “I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog”. 

Basically if I would recommend this site to anyone wanting to boost their self esteem. I’m sure most of us are doing a lot better then the texters from this site, and anytime you need reassurance about your status in life, feel free to compare yourself against the losers whose lives are displayed on this site.

(Again this site is not for children or the easily offended).

http://textsfromlastnight.com/