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I asked Triond what I should write about today.

They suggested “Notehall”.

Quite frankly I have no idea what this “Notehall” is but I’m sure it’s very important so I must make sure to pay lots of attention when they tell me what it is.

They show me lots of headlines about “Notehall” and they all look big and impressive, so I read all those big and impressive headlines to learn more about this very important “Notehall”.

“Notehall Wants to be the Ebay for Lecture Notes.”

Wow. I never really thought about being the Ebay for Lecture Notes before, but I guess whoever or whatever “Notehall” is must be pretty smart to think about wanting to be the “Ebay of Lecture Notes”.

“‘Lying pig’ Danon Beres and his washed up Hollywood fashion line”

I didn’t really get the link between that and the very important “Notehall” but upon clicking the link (haha, get it? no? moving on) it turned out that this big and impressive headline was not very descriptive of the whole blog post which made me confused.

“Course Hero or Course Villain?”

This big and impressive headline (although really it wasn’t that big, rather small actually) was quite a bit better than the last big and impressive headline because the little excerpt they had told me lots about what this “Notehall” actually was. Don’t you love it when you see all those fancy news sites with their even bigger and more impressive headlines with little excerpts from their “impassioned” news articles? I got the word “impassioned” from a thesaurus when I ran out of words to describe things with. Thesaurus is such a funny word, but I love them so much. The book thesaurus, I mean, not the word, although I like the word quite a lot too.

 ”Torrey Pines grad takes business to the ’sharks’”

I thought this big and impressive headline was pretty funny at first, but when I asked my friend Nick he said that it wasn’t. Everyone calls him a funny guy, that Nick, so I believe him. “Peculiar” is what everyone calls me.

Well, that was basically all I learned about “Notehall” today. I feel so empowered with all this new information about this very important “Notehall” now!