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One of the first authors who caught my attention here on Triond was Steve666 with his poem Lost, because it has the rhythms and the rhymes and the themes I like. I asked him to join our little club. Dumb Blonde Patricia Bernauw had just set a Price on my Priceless Head, so hereby I had to declare solemnly that I would take up the challenge: “If you succeed in finding out who I am, you’ll be One of the 7 Eternals,” I said to him. What are you waiting for, Stevie?

Let me introduce to you Mrs Sharazad Moore, through this haunting flash fiction piece of hers, in which an old woman recounts her days as the nurse of history’s most infamous killer, in The Last Days of Jack the Ripper. “Thank you to have nursed me,” I commented to this absolutely fabulous short story. “Of course I know this is not the story of an old woman, it’s yours. And of course you know he is not dead, he just… passed away in another body… As I do already for more than 400 years now…” – But being still “Yours Truly, the One & Only”, I begged her to come visit me again… soon!

Lucas Dié – aka Mr Sciuridae – has a Mother, who was once Flying with the Devil, in a time when hostesses still looked after the well-being of the passengers. It was a rough flight (due to the weather condition) and I might be the One & Only Troll of Triond, I’m not a Spoiler. So, I can only say to you all that the Czech student had it wrong… It was me, back in 1968, flying with Lucas Dié’s air-hostessing mother.

Concerning the article of Mr James DeVere, More Hackneyed Phrases, Platitudes and Over-Used Words in the 21st Century, I only have to say I’ve just consolidated the conclusion that the bottom line of the credit crunch is: “More Transparency is Needed!” No, we’re not out of the woods yet!

I’m in love with this Spirit Faerie and I have proposed a rendez-vous, but she has not answered yet.

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In A Survival of The Spirit – Telling Photograph a certain Raymond is communicating with his family from beyond the grave. “Although the spirits of Raymond did seem to have intimate knowledge of parts of his life, he was surprisingly vague about many important details,” Mr Ghaz wrote… and it was as if he wrote a part of the story of my life.

This Mr Ghaz sure has the abilit to write articles that, on the surface, seem to cover some interesting subject, but always have a hidden meaning too. Again and again he is writing about me, as in Ghost Words: Words Without Meaning.  A word that is, complete with a convincing definition, the result of error…  that’s exactly what I am. A coinage due to the blunders of printers or scribes, or the perverse imaginations of ignorant editors…

On One of The Most Extraordinary Frauds in History – Adolf Hitler’s Diaries I had to say this: “A brilliant mind like you should shed some light upon another extraordinary fraud in history: William Shakespeare who is thought to be the writer of all these works I have written. To Be Or Not To Be Shakey Willy… that’s the question!”

In The Secret Power of Numerology – Occult Numbers Mr Ghaz stated Shakespeare’s number was 5, which means that I – being the playwright under the cover of the pen name “William Shakespeare” – am clever, fast-moving, and impatient.  

Yes, there are always hidden meanings in the articles of some authors who are working with Triond! Ask   Louie Jerome, she wrote: Hidden Meanings in The Comments You Leave!  I was too busy to comment at that one, actually. Moreover, I couldn’t think of anything to write, but – being a Smart Alec, in an intellectual and artistic way, of course – I was looking for a fight, so I did comment. 

“I don’t have to show off some Search Engines, just check out my Profile,” I said. “And, well, okay, I’m going to keep my Toilet Mouth Comments for myself, this time.”

I commented on The Great Moon Hoax of 1835 of Mr Auron Renius: “In the beginning, I was amused too. But now, I’m becoming more and more annoyed at having to answer questions from people who think I am something unreal – a hoax, a game character, even an alien of an Extra or Intra Terrestrial Kind.”

I informed cassandra antares on The Rh Negative Blood Type: Alien Origin Theories that I too have a Rh negative blood factor, that is alien “Blood of the Gods”. 

Oh and how I love the Sound of Chain Saws in the Morning!

My latest discovery here on Triond is this Rod Ferrandino guy. He is (was?) the Only Square at the Round Table and he wrote a really awesome article, titled Ignoble Rot, about culinary artists striving to revive the declining troll populations. “I much enjoyed your Gastrological Article,” I wrote to him. “You really deserve the First Gartstritis Pice for it!” (I much enjoyed the Earl of Sandwich too.)

Yes, this Rod Ferrandino Square really has OffBeaten me!

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