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I send him another message- this guy is absolutely perfect. He’s smart, poetic and according to his picture he’s really good looking. But he lives in Australia- of course. The perfect man lives across the freaking world- how convenient.

It seems like this is happening more and more. Americans meet their perfect match but their new cyber lover is across the globe. It’s like fate is determined to create more bittersweet love stories. You know the ones where the girl spontaneously buys an airline ticket-randomly shows up at her true loves door then finds out that he’s just some fat guy who sits around and watches porn all day? Yeah, I can’t wait for that to happen. I’m sure it will be on some reality show sooner or later.

The truth hurts as more and more people are finding out. Is it really worth getting your hopes up for some guy you will probably never meet? You know deep down inside the answer is no. But with a guy as sweet and caring as the one you’re emailing right now how can you not be attracted to him? So if your attracted to him won’t it still hurt if he suddenly doesn’t want to speak with you? If he just kind of disappears off the face of the internet?

The answer is a big whopping yes. Some people even think that a cyber break-up hurts a little more. Since you know nothing physically about each other it is all personality attraction. Its not about what you look like or what you do for a living its all about who you are- for the first time. So when the guy suddenly decides that you’re not worth it. It’s not your inability to diet or find a new job he’s sick of- it’s really 100% you. I know it sucks- I’ve been there done that. Even though online guys seem to be sweet and mature I honestly believe they only seem that way because they have more time to think about what they’re saying. They’re not just blurting out the first thing that comes to mind. I mean a pig is a pig right? Nothing changes that. A caterpillar isn’t going to become a butterfly overnight (though we wish men could even metamorphosis).

Maybe dating online isn’t a great idea. I mean who knows he could just be a serial killer/rapist anyways. Keep that in mind next time your cyber boyfriend dumps you. I know my latest comeback is going to be “I knew you were just a rapist serial killer anyways!” … Works every time.