Welcome to the era of “Internet tough guys”.
The internet is a dangerous place when it comes to hackers, spammers, perversion, trojans, and stolen personal information. But there is nothing more amusing than seeing internet’s biggest bullies try to show dominance against one another. For years, 4Chan.org has been big bullies on the internet playground, with IGN Boards always pretending to be a mini 4Chan. 4Chan has become notorious for many stunts and pranks that have landed them on national news including one of their members hacking Sarah Palin’s email account and staging anti scientology rallies. IGN Boards has always been jealous of 4Chan’s success, and they can’t figure out how a community like IGN can’t get people in the real world to give a damn about them. I am specifically talking about a message board known as “The Vestibule” which harbors pedophiles and hackers.
Years ago, the Vestibule would prank call radio shows just to get the word “Vestibule” on the air. Then they would go spam other boards such as AllHipHop.Com, 50Cent.com, Insane Clown Posse fan sites, Gamespot, 4Chan, Oprah’s message boards, and anorexia/bulimia forums. All because they were that desperate to make IGNBoards.com get on the news.
They were so desperate that they picked fights with Gfedwrestling.com, a fantasy wrestling site. Yes, you heard right. And yes, it sounds pathetic. Gfedwrestling.com did not sit around and take defeat though. After IGN attacked them, Gfedwrestling.com spammed IGNboards.com to the point where it was shut down for 20 mins. Gfedwrestling.com’s community is nowhere near the size of people as IGNboards.com but they refused to be bullied by E-Thugs.
There are many mature people who use the Internet, and unfortunately, IGNboards is the most juvenile of them all. If they keep attacking message boards, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were shut down for good by the police. Harassing over the Internet is a federal crime, and it’s a shame that IGN’s message board members have not yet realized this. They seem to live in this fantasy world over at the vestibule that bullying other websites will not have any consequences. But flooding spam and trying to cause anarchy to another person’s website is basically vandalizing someones property, and IGN members who do such a thing will be charged with vandalism.
IGN’s community is massive and it’s a shame that it’s administrators have not done to stop it’s users from causing chaos and anarchy all across the internet. The internet is watching and they will not stand to let their sites be intimidated by a bunch of virgin punks. The internet might not be the real world, but there are still real life consequences for your actions.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
September 15th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND IM GONNA LET YOU CONTINUE BUT YOU ARE THE WORST TROLL SINCE PS2_4_EVA
September 15th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Cool false article that is wrong in every facet, bro.
You obviously got butthurt over something on the boards which prompted you to write this hate-speech. At least get your facts straight. IGN worse than 4chan? We’re full of pedophiles? Gfedwrestling shut us down? Spamming 4chan? Like we would spam 4chan. They would hand us our ass. Your so-called “facts” are from it. You probably trolled the boards while flaming other users and finally got found out and perma’d. Go BAWWWWW some more.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/185119434/p1/?26
September 15th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I wouldn’t be surprised if they were shut down for good by the police.
- shut up you pussy.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
DON’T SHUT DOWN 4CHAN IT’S MY FAVORITE SITE
September 15th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
If you take the internet this seriously, you’re a loser
September 15th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
hot anecdote, sista
September 15th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
COOL STORY HANSEL
September 15th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
BOO THIS ARTICLE IS BAD YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
September 15th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
GFed never shut down IGN Boards. And pedophiles and hackers? lol whatever dude
September 15th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Isn\’t the whole point of this article ironic, considering IGN message boards are \”unknown\” and yet have articles written about them on other websites.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!!
–IGN PC Community Board
September 15th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
what is this?
September 15th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
U MAD, BRAH?
September 15th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Hey Tal here, admin other at IGN. I read your article and i must say, i am greatly sorryif you feel our users have been causing any sort of trouble else where on the internet, especially if you personally were affected.
Nah, only joking, suck my dick.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Great troll article. lolololololololol
I’m just swimming in pedos and hackers with “leet skills”. This damn well better be a troll, or something deeply upset this guy to go off and write something that doesn’t even come close to half way true. I seriously lol’ed out loud when you wrote the pedophiles and hackers part.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I revived myself just to tell you how ignorant your article is.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
September 15th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I’d give this thread a 1.6
September 15th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
GFED WRESTLING CAN SUCK MAH FAT CAWK!!!!!!!
September 15th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
“I wouldn’t be surprised if they were shut down for good by the police. ”
First of all if you call the police about a problem on teh internets a very annoyed officer will show up with a WTF face. Secondly as an avid Vesti user I must say that it has been rather tame as of late, and thirdly pay more attention to ebaums and 4chan.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
YOU MAD
September 15th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Dude, I feel you bro. Seriously, this article is chill as hell. It’s like the god damned Messiah came down on a golden chariot of corn flakes and titty muffins to write this.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
LOL what a pussy
September 15th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
First, we only have one pedo on teh vesti compared to the thousands on 4chan.
Second, we aren’t hackers. Most of IGN is filled with teens and loser 20+ year olds.
Third, how bad did someone troll you that you got THIS butthurt? You need friends and you hating IGN but loving 4chan won’t help you. Maybe go to a movie, meet a girl(Not a guy in real life, unless that’s the way you go I won’t judge.), or just get outside.
-yab
September 15th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
First, we only have one pedo on teh vesti compared to the thousands on 4chan.
Second, we aren\’t hackers. Most of IGN is filled with teens and loser 20 year olds.
Third, how bad did someone troll you that you got THIS butthurt? You need friends and you hating IGN but loving 4chan won\’t help you. Maybe go to a movie, meet a girl(Not a guy in real life, unless that\’s the way you go I won\’t judge.), or just get outside.
-yab
September 15th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
First, we only have one pedo on teh vesti compared to the thousands on 4chan.
Second, we arent hackers. Most of IGN is filled with teens and loser 20 year olds.
Third, how bad did someone troll you that you got THIS butthurt? You need friends and you hating IGN but loving 4chan wont help you. Maybe go to a movie, meet a girl(Not a guy in real life, unless thats the way you go I wont judge.), or just get outside.
-yab
Wow this website sucks. Took forever to post a damn comment.
September 15th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
LOL You Obviously don’t go to much PARTYS
September 15th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
http://boards.ign.com/teh_vestibule/b5296/185119434/p2
September 15th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
LOL! Sad strange little virgin mad he gets picked on through the internet
September 15th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE INTERNET!
September 15th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
THIS ARTICLE SUCKS DICK YO
September 15th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
CRUSH
KILL
POST ARTICLES
September 15th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Yo kungfupoo, I’m really happy for you and I’m going to let you finish but Serena Williams had one of the best rants of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
lol at thinking GFED shut us down. They posted like three threads. Our servers are INVINCIBLE.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
imma let you finish but ign is the best boards of all time
of all time
September 15th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
December 15, 2001 — Hey journal, how ya been? I’ve got some good news for you! I just signed up for this kewl new website called “ING”. It’s pretty neat, I can go there for all my PS2 news, see 4 screenshots for a game every 24 hours, and even watch 1 video a day — all for free! I chose the user name Ps2_4_eva, because I firmly believe that the PlayStation 2 will be my system of favor for years to come.
Oh my god, they just put up new screenshots for Army Men 2: Sarge’s Heroes! Be back soon, need to get my 4 screenshot quota in! And all on my 12th birthday! It’s good to be young and carefree!
February 9, 2003 — It’s been a while, hasn’t it journal? I’m 13 now, and I’ve been enjoying my life so far. The beatings from mother and father have gotten less bloody, and I feel as though my life could be taking a turn for the better.
Remember that website I was telling you about? ING? It turns out that ING is actually an online bank, the one I meant to say was IGN, Internation Game Network or something. They just implemented this message boards thing and I’ve been chatting it up with fellow Army Men fans on the Army Men forum. So much chatting, in fact, that I made 1,000 posts in under 2 months! I made a celebration thread on the Army Men board, but some mod named “yeb” or “yab” told me to moved it to the vestiboole. I moved it there, and all of the sudden, I got 6 replies in 5 minutes! I’ve never seen such quick responses on a web forum before! I think I might like this place.
March 8, 2003 — I’ve been using The Vestibule for almost a month now, it’s been swell. When my mom isn’t crying in the bedroom, I sneak in there and post a lot of nonsensical messages on The Vestibule. It’s a lot different from typing up a huge, thoughtful post on the Army Men boards, one with substance and meaning. On The Vestibule, I can simply say “I don’t know” or “stfu” and people won’t ban me! It’s exhilarating. I hope this feeling lasts — oh s*** here comes mom
March 9, 2003 — sorry to leave you hanging there, journal, what I meant to say was: I hope this feeling lasts 4_eva.
January 23, 2004 — Wow, journal, I don’t update you nearly as much as I should. Well, I have about 12,000 posts now, and most of it is from spamming “teh vesti” — that’s our new name for it. It seems that post-count and registration date have a lot of weight around here. You wouldn’t believe these new 04 users — they’re absolutely the worst users I’ve ever encountered! They’re like a disease, spreading their bad postings from one thread to the other, often times not even contributing anything! I mean, I was never like that. I would remember if I sucked that bad as a user, right?
June 17, 2004 — The 04 users are taking over teh vesti, journal. I don’t know what happened. We had an equilibrium unsurpassed by good/evil, light/dark. Now everything is a ranking thread, or “would you hit it?” thread. I don’t feel like I can have an intelligent conversation any more.
I’m tempted to leave this stupid forum, but with mom in the institution and dad not eligible for parole until 2007, I’ve got nothing else to turn to.
I figure for my 20,000th post, I’m going to adopt one of those new “gimmicks” some of the 04 users have been successfully pushing. I’m just not sure what I want to do. Maybe a gay Muslim? Or maybe a Sony fanboy? My username already fits the bill.
It’s getting late, journal. I’ll talk to you in the morning.
April 4, 2005 — It took a lot longer to get 20,000 posts than I had expected, but I finally reached the milestone. I made my celebration thread and everything, and when that was over and done with, I pondered the gimmick I wanted to use. The 04s are still considered some of the worst users on the planet, and some are still using their gimmicks. I think that if I want to stay popular any longer, I’ll need to find an identifying trait soon. Good OR bad.
April 6, 2005 — I figured it our, journal. I got my inspiration from my cousin, who’s always making fun of other people for not going to parties on the weekends (who’s also been my legal guarding for 3 years now).
This morning, he walked in the room and said “What the hell are you doing on the internet on a Friday night, loser?”. His customary greeting.
“I’m posting on teh vesti,” I replied.
“Discussing Army Men with your loser buddies, huh?” I haven’t played Army Men in a while, I’ve clearly grown out of it, he knows that too.
“No, we just talk about stuff.” Why doesn’t he understand that talking with other people on the world wide web is just good fun?
“Well, I’m going to 5 different parties tonight, and I’m hoping to break my record of 15 bitches in 24 hours. So have fun jerking off by yourself tonight, while I’ll be getting my dick wet. You can stroke it to that thought, right?”
And as he walked out of the room, it clicked. I would channel his unreasonable and primitive thinking through my posts. I would become one of those trolls I’ve heard so much about. I would instigate responses from others who post on a weekend, leading them to believe I myself am actually at parties, while I am simply doing the same thing they are.
I wish I was my cousin.
August 23, 2005 — It’s working journal! I’ve become a troll! And boy, does it do my 16 year-old bones good!
I make threads on Friday nights with the title “Why are you losers posting on a Friday night?” and leave a message on the inside about how many fake women I’ve had sex with.
I get 20 replies in seconds!!! It’s such a rush, I think I’m addicted to being a troll!
November 21, 2008 — I found my old journal. I’m writing in it because I need to acclimate myself to motor skills once more.
I’ve been in a coma for the past three years. My cousin said that he found my comatose body lying at the floor of the computer, naked. They said I knocked myself out on the computer desk during a porn-induced orgasm.
It was such a bad blow that I’ve been out of commission for years now. I found my old copy of Army Men 2: Sarge’s Heroes under my journal, covered in dust. I wonder if I still remember how to play.
Tonight I will make my triumphant return to teh vestibule. I wonder what’s happened in my absence. Are 04s still the worst? Is yab still a mod? Wow, I can’t believe I remember those things. I wonder if anyone remembers me.
January 26, 2009 — It took a while to get back into the swing of things, but I’ve regained my title as most ludicrous troll on the boards. There are quite a few prominent trolls I’ve been competing with in this time; they’ve been stealing my spotlight for a while now. There’s this guy named Korrosiv, he’s a really good troll. His arguments and instigations make absolutely no sense. He just says that whatever he doesn’t believe is wrong and retarded, which really lures in the noobs.
There’s this other guy named Outkast_3000, a hardcore PS3 fanboy. I think he’s a grade-A troll, because he’s said he doesn’t even own a PS3. It’s amazing. I’ve so much to learn.
May 6, 2009 — Finally hit 30,000 posts. My life has meaning once again.
June 2, 2009 — As far as I know, Korrosiv and Outkast have left the boards for good, and I’ve come back into prominence as the number one troll on the boards. At 19 years old, I’ve yet to experience the gentle touch of a woman, but one night every week, I get to make other people like me feel bad about themselves on false pretenses. And isn’t that what life is all about?
I sold my copy of Army Men 2: Sarge’s Heroes to Gamestop for 70 cents. I bought two gumballs with the money and put the other 20 cents into a savings account.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
December 15, 2001 — Hey journal, how ya been? I\\\’ve got some good news for you! I just signed up for this kewl new website called \\\”ING\\\”. It\\\’s pretty neat, I can go there for all my PS2 news, see 4 screenshots for a game every 24 hours, and even watch 1 video a day — all for free! I chose the user name Ps2_4_eva, because I firmly believe that the PlayStation 2 will be my system of favor for years to come.
Oh my god, they just put up new screenshots for Army Men 2: Sarge\\\’s Heroes! Be back soon, need to get my 4 screenshot quota in! And all on my 12th birthday! It\\\’s good to be young and carefree!
February 9, 2003 — It\\\’s been a while, hasn\\\’t it journal? I\\\’m 13 now, and I\\\’ve been enjoying my life so far. The beatings from mother and father have gotten less bloody, and I feel as though my life could be taking a turn for the better.
Remember that website I was telling you about? ING? It turns out that ING is actually an online bank, the one I meant to say was IGN, Internation Game Network or something. They just implemented this message boards thing and I\\\’ve been chatting it up with fellow Army Men fans on the Army Men forum. So much chatting, in fact, that I made 1,000 posts in under 2 months! I made a celebration thread on the Army Men board, but some mod named \\\”yeb\\\” or \\\”yab\\\” told me to moved it to the vestiboole. I moved it there, and all of the sudden, I got 6 replies in 5 minutes! I\\\’ve never seen such quick responses on a web forum before! I think I might like this place.
March 8, 2003 — I\\\’ve been using The Vestibule for almost a month now, it\\\’s been swell. When my mom isn\\\’t crying in the bedroom, I sneak in there and post a lot of nonsensical messages on The Vestibule. It\\\’s a lot different from typing up a huge, thoughtful post on the Army Men boards, one with substance and meaning. On The Vestibule, I can simply say \\\”I don\\\’t know\\\” or \\\”stfu\\\” and people won\\\’t ban me! It\\\’s exhilarating. I hope this feeling lasts — oh s*** here comes mom
March 9, 2003 — sorry to leave you hanging there, journal, what I meant to say was: I hope this feeling lasts 4_eva.
January 23, 2004 — Wow, journal, I don\\\’t update you nearly as much as I should. Well, I have about 12,000 posts now, and most of it is from spamming \\\”teh vesti\\\” — that\\\’s our new name for it. It seems that post-count and registration date have a lot of weight around here. You wouldn\\\’t believe these new 04 users — they\\\’re absolutely the worst users I\\\’ve ever encountered! They\\\’re like a disease, spreading their bad postings from one thread to the other, often times not even contributing anything! I mean, I was never like that. I would remember if I sucked that bad as a user, right?
June 17, 2004 — The 04 users are taking over teh vesti, journal. I don\\\’t know what happened. We had an equilibrium unsurpassed by good/evil, light/dark. Now everything is a ranking thread, or \\\”would you hit it?\\\” thread. I don\\\’t feel like I can have an intelligent conversation any more.
I\\\’m tempted to leave this stupid forum, but with mom in the institution and dad not eligible for parole until 2007, I\\\’ve got nothing else to turn to.
I figure for my 20,000th post, I\\\’m going to adopt one of those new \\\”gimmicks\\\” some of the 04 users have been successfully pushing. I\\\’m just not sure what I want to do. Maybe a gay Muslim? Or maybe a Sony fanboy? My username already fits the bill.
It\\\’s getting late, journal. I\\\’ll talk to you in the morning.
April 4, 2005 — It took a lot longer to get 20,000 posts than I had expected, but I finally reached the milestone. I made my celebration thread and everything, and when that was over and done with, I pondered the gimmick I wanted to use. The 04s are still considered some of the worst users on the planet, and some are still using their gimmicks. I think that if I want to stay popular any longer, I\\\’ll need to find an identifying trait soon. Good OR bad.
April 6, 2005 — I figured it our, journal. I got my inspiration from my cousin, who\\\’s always making fun of other people for not going to parties on the weekends (who\\\’s also been my legal guarding for 3 years now).
This morning, he walked in the room and said \\\”What the hell are you doing on the internet on a Friday night, loser?\\\”. His customary greeting.
\\\”I\\\’m posting on teh vesti,\\\” I replied.
\\\”Discussing Army Men with your loser buddies, huh?\\\” I haven\\\’t played Army Men in a while, I\\\’ve clearly grown out of it, he knows that too.
\\\”No, we just talk about stuff.\\\” Why doesn\\\’t he understand that talking with other people on the world wide web is just good fun?
\\\”Well, I\\\’m going to 5 different parties tonight, and I\\\’m hoping to break my record of 15 bitches in 24 hours. So have fun jerking off by yourself tonight, while I\\\’ll be getting my dick wet. You can stroke it to that thought, right?\\\”
And as he walked out of the room, it clicked. I would channel his unreasonable and primitive thinking through my posts. I would become one of those trolls I\\\’ve heard so much about. I would instigate responses from others who post on a weekend, leading them to believe I myself am actually at parties, while I am simply doing the same thing they are.
I wish I was my cousin.
August 23, 2005 — It\\\’s working journal! I\\\’ve become a troll! And boy, does it do my 16 year-old bones good!
I make threads on Friday nights with the title \\\”Why are you losers posting on a Friday night?\\\” and leave a message on the inside about how many fake women I\\\’ve had sex with.
I get 20 replies in seconds!!! It\\\’s such a rush, I think I\\\’m addicted to being a troll!
November 21, 2008 — I found my old journal. I\\\’m writing in it because I need to acclimate myself to motor skills once more.
I\\\’ve been in a coma for the past three years. My cousin said that he found my comatose body lying at the floor of the computer, naked. They said I knocked myself out on the computer desk during a porn-induced orgasm.
It was such a bad blow that I\\\’ve been out of commission for years now. I found my old copy of Army Men 2: Sarge\\\’s Heroes under my journal, covered in dust. I wonder if I still remember how to play.
Tonight I will make my triumphant return to teh vestibule. I wonder what\\\’s happened in my absence. Are 04s still the worst? Is yab still a mod? Wow, I can\\\’t believe I remember those things. I wonder if anyone remembers me.
January 26, 2009 — It took a while to get back into the swing of things, but I\\\’ve regained my title as most ludicrous troll on the boards. There are quite a few prominent trolls I\\\’ve been competing with in this time; they\\\’ve been stealing my spotlight for a while now. There\\\’s this guy named Korrosiv, he\\\’s a really good troll. His arguments and instigations make absolutely no sense. He just says that whatever he doesn\\\’t believe is wrong and retarded, which really lures in the noobs.
There\\\’s this other guy named Outkast_3000, a hardcore PS3 fanboy. I think he\\\’s a grade-A troll, because he\\\’s said he doesn\\\’t even own a PS3. It\\\’s amazing. I\\\’ve so much to learn.
May 6, 2009 — Finally hit 30,000 posts. My life has meaning once again.
June 2, 2009 — As far as I know, Korrosiv and Outkast have left the boards for good, and I\\\’ve come back into prominence as the number one troll on the boards. At 19 years old, I\\\’ve yet to experience the gentle touch of a woman, but one night every week, I get to make other people like me feel bad about themselves on false pretenses. And isn\\\’t that what life is all about?
I sold my copy of Army Men 2: Sarge\\\’s Heroes to Gamestop for 70 cents. I bought two gumballs with the money and put the other 20 cents into a savings account.
September 15th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
LOLITROLU
September 15th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Are you kidding me?
Non of that was true, non of it at all.
And even if any of it was remotely true you’d have made up happy by giving us the attention we wanted.
It seems fairly obvious that you went to the IGN boards looking to have some worthless question answered and we made fun of you for it.
Try this next time http://www.google.com
We’re not here to help you, we’re here to entertain ourselves.
Also, next time, try not to lie as much.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
suck MAH DICK!!! SUCK MAH DICK!~!
September 15th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
This article was a bad idea. Not only because it is inaccurate(You can’t honestly think IGN is worse than 4chan can you?) but because your comment section will always and forever be in ruins.
Also http://www.journalismschools.com/
September 15th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Watch it bros, we’re on a tight leash. We’re lucky the police aren’t in an arresting mood
September 15th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
This is the INTERNET. People make false personas and say whatever they want without consequence.
I don\’t take it seriously, and neither do most people.
September 15th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
YOU LIE!
September 15th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNeDkfGsGQM
You have been warned, GFailWrestling.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
douche
September 15th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
MEET ME IN THE CLUB
IT’S GOING DOWN
September 15th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
The internet is serious business, guys. He is taking us seriously, so we must take him seriously. That is why I am posting a super serious response.
Seriously.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I endorse this blog. GFed Wrestling is my favorite site.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think sow
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
September 15th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
IGN, STOP. WE ARE SHUTTING YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU ARE INTERNET TERRORISTS. COME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENTS WITH YOUR HANDS UP. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
You guys made like 3 threads when you raided. You didn’t shut down IGN. GFED is seriously pathetic.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
ahahahaha i think you must be getting mixed up with some other board. I think you’re thinking of 4chan or something hahahaha.
IGN boards? Filled with hackers? hahaha i wish.
but clearly if it is “one of the worst bullies on the internet,” it must be fairly well known, which kinda defeats the original point of your criticism.
IGN’s community thanks you for the publicity. You just stroked their E-penis like crazy. You totally just praised them way more than they deserve
[face_peace]
September 15th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
WUL?
September 15th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I’m happy for you and all and I’ll let you finish but Outkast is the best troll of all time!
September 15th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Yo dawg, I heard that you liked to troll, so I put a troll in your troll so you can troll while you troll.
September 15th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
This article is bad and you should feel bad.
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September 15th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
I wish your mother had aborted you.
September 15th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
There’s a lot of them. Good article. I think on here too. Be cautious of those without pictures, locations & who want you to share info with them especially when they don’t know you.
September 15th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
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September 15th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
You’re an absolute butt-hurt idiot.
While I will concede that The Vestibule tries to to be like 4Chan, we can never and will never be that much of a cesspool. IGN has strict rules, we can’t even ****ing curse for Christ’s sake.
A very small percentage of IGN ever participates in “raids” and even fewer have the testicles to prank call a number. SomethingAwful and 4Chan have far more vocal and active members that actually do things. Yes, somehow you managed to completely forget about the website that calls its members goons. Damn, nearly forgot the completely irrelevant EbaumsWorld too.
To even consider IGN to be bullies of the internet, leaving out SomethingAwful, is flattering.
September 15th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
no pedos at the vesti. The \”furries\” are becoming a problem though.
kung fupoo. yous a butthurt douche that is clearly misinformed about the IGN boards. There is more scat in this article than on the /b/ grow a brain and a pair of nuts.
September 15th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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September 15th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
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September 16th, 2009 at 2:53 am
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September 16th, 2009 at 4:13 am
Seems like you bursted a few ugly bubbles and a few fresh sour cherry’s. Shaken not stirred my friend. Good Job!
September 16th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Great article. Some people will always fail to understand when you are pointing out wrongs. It is all because they were made of filth and just do not know when good substance tries to knock. Keep up the good work!
September 16th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
It seems someone hurt your feelings on whatever dumbass board this is and that you’re taking the internet waaaaaaay too seriously for your own good. Just realize that 98% of the people this article is aimed at are thirteen year olds desperate for attention or forty-three year olds that live in their parents’ basement. The other 2% are much cooler than most people can ever hope to be though.
And 4Chan would kick IGN’s ass. Hands down.
September 16th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Aw, isn’t that sweet, the loser community of this place is coming to comfort the wuss who posted this “article”.
September 16th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Lol, you’re so butthurt that you’re making up things. Lol@you
September 16th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Next 10 ranked by OP!
September 16th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
This was a waste of my time.
September 16th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
LOL I have no idea if this article was even halfway true, but I think it is hilarious that all these idiots are helping you make money. I say good job and keep writing. Congrats on getting onto the hot content list.
September 17th, 2009 at 4:12 am
What a waste of time reading this rubbish, but as Sarah Sullins says, all these idiots made money for you.
September 17th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
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September 17th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
ok whoever did the rickroll is awesome
September 25th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Thanks for sharing. I am very much aware.
September 30th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
If your having Vesti problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but you bitch aint one
HIT ME
November 9th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
It’s not teh vesti’s problem your a pussy faggot.
We will kill you in your sleep.
Long live vesti.
November 9th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
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