A Basic Guide to Internet

Wed, Oct 24, 2007, by Jake Madden

Web Talk

Honestly, there are some completely illiterate imbeciles on the web. Here is their language.

To be honest, you can see some real idiots on the Internet. Here is a guide to their utterly primitive “language”:

  • 2 = To, Too
  • U = You
  • R = Are
  • C = See
  • i = I
  • wot/wat = What
  • O rly = Oh Really?
  • Ya rly = Yes, Really!
  • n00b = New User/Newbie
  • K = Okay
  • O = Oh
  • P = Pee
  • NM = Nothing Much
  • NVM = Never Mind
  • QT = Cutie
  • LOL = Laugh Out Loud(Commonly)/Lots Of Love(Rarely) (To be used in response to ASDFGHJKL;)
  • G2G/GTG = Got To Go
  • OMG = Oh My God!
  • WTF = What The ****
  • ROFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
  • LMAO = Laugh My *** Off
  • Liek/Leik = Like
  • ZOMG = Overtoned OMG
  • Kewl = Cool
  • M = Am
  • Da = The(Rap Take)
  • Sx = Sex
  • ASDFGHJKL;(Except in certain cases) = An expression of either boredom or idiocy.

That’s the basic guide to Internet “slang”.

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