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The Web will always provide us with interesting, odd and weird sites for our entertainment; even if they weren’t necessarily created with that in mind. This is the continuation to my original article, so enjoy!

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Do you ever find yourself bored with traditional recipes? This site offers recipes for Cheddar Coffee, Spam Shake, Grasshopper Gumbo, and Lentil Soup Mixed with Chocolate Pudding. Some are not so bad, others will make your stomach turn at the thought.

You can email them your own gross recipe!

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Ever wondered what your favorite site would look like in a different dialect? This site offers just that. Type in the url and select the dialect from the following choices: Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Swedish Chef, Moron, Pig Latin, or Hacker.

Example:

Result:

If you choose, you could also translate any English sentence of your choice.

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Claiming to be a live feed, this site offers real time view of a crumbled “Duct tape pet” in an aquarium equipped with a water bottle.

The site suggests that if the duct tape isn’t responding, view previous images including yesterday, feeding, or sleeping.

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Don’t see the big deal about Beanie Babies? Neither does the author of The Official Beanie Basher Handbook. Included in the handbook, you will find an actual Beanie autopsy and how to create counterfeit Beanies.

The author has also included over 15 alternative uses for Beanies including Beanies fireworks and Beanie pin cushions. You can purchase this book for $7.95 on Amazon. Also note, supposedly, the authors legal name has been withheld due to death threats and hate mail from Beanie enthusiasts.

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Having a hard time coming up with a pet name for your member? Let this site suggest a nickname by simply entering your first name.

Some sample names include Bavarian Beefstick, Light Saber, and Elvis.

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Enter in some basic information like names of a few people you know, some song titles, etc and the system will tell you some surprisingly accurate information about you and your life. Try it out and see how correct it is!

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Ever wanted to send Fido an email? Here’s the site for you.

You can send an email to your pet and it will automatically be translated into your pets natural language.

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Don’t like figs? Neither does God, according to this site. Several excerpts from the Bible have been included that seemingly reveal God’s distaste in figs.

Creator feels that figs are the source of all the evils in the world. Almost 495,000 people have visited this site.

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Have a troubling question on your mind? Ask the animated physic ants! Type in a yes or no question, your name, and in seconds get an answer.

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Have you been abducted by aliens several times and are tired of it? This site offers a step by step guide to constructing a “Thought Screen Helmet” which blocks transmission of messages between humans and aliens.

Apparently, if an alien cannot hack into your brain, they have no desire to abduct you. The helmet should only cost you about $35 for materials and several testimonials are provided by loyal users. Be sure to check out their photo of an alien. The creator classifies the site as a “public service site.”