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Check out these simply super superhighway slacker sites to discover ways to while away the time at work.  Head phones are just a suggestion if you wish to keep your job.

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   Only a slacker with no sense of a challenge could resist the name of this game! Impossible! Ha! I’ll show them! To be fair to the creators of this quiz, it is indeed very hard. You get three lives, and if you get a question wrong, you lose a life. All three lives gone means the game is over and you must start again, which of course, you will. Again, and again and again!

2. Are you the type of person who, when told not to do something, will go right ahead and do it, whatever the consequences? If the consequence you are looking for is to slack then dare yourself to press the red button and see what happens. Go on, you know you want to!

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   If you like silly noises then you will love Mister Nice Hands. Click on the nice hand and it will pull the finger, accompanied by a not so nice sound. Brainless, hilarious sub-Python clicky fun! Oh and a nice soothing guitar accompaniment as well!

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   This site will keep you slacking for hours. Basically it is an enormous archive of generators. If you want the name of a previously unknown British town or a horoscope with a difference, then get to this site now! That, of course, is only the tip of the iceberg, and will certainly help you forget about those important deadlines at work.

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   If you like playing music while you work, why not create music while you do not work whatsoever, it is the logical step after all! Buttonbeats allows you to play a sophisticated synth with your keyboard. It doesn’t stop there – whether you like House, Techno, Jungle or Hip Hop there is a Beats section where you can mix and match your own music. A sheer delight for the musically inclined professional slacker!

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   This site is slacker heaven! You choose your cup size and are redirected to a host of Flash and PowerPoint games. The great thing is this site looks like a normal Windows folder full of various types of file – exactly the kind of GUI that you need to sucker your boss in to believing you are working. This site could see the introduction of the one day working week.

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   This site maintains that it is the number one source for free online Mmorpgs and MMOs. They are probably right. Their goal is to locate and organize each and every free online MMORPGs and MMOs on the net, so there is no need for you to search anymore. Popular titles include Shattered Galaxy and Rohan, so if you like MMOs, this is your ultimate slacker site!

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   “A snake, a snake, ooh! It’s a snake!” will be the words that you will repeat ad infinitum on your journey home after a day’s addiction to this site. It is interminable, maddening, frustrating and perhaps one to be avoided if you are an obsessive compulsive. However, if you are a fan (or a potential fan) of cute dancing badgers that just go on and on and on – and on, then you will adore this. Don’t be badgered at work, do the badgering yourself!

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   The sequel to the hugely popular Idiot’s Test, number two will continue to confound you while you slack as, try as you might, you keep getting the simplest answers wrong. Perfect for those who wish to exercise their mental agility in the work place but without doing any work, this will allow you to slack and improve your mental prowess at the same time. Perhaps.

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    Not all slacking has to be mindless, contrary to popular opinion. In many cases the quest for intellectual rigor can be the ultimate form of slacking. How Stuff Works is a site that panders to these with a thirst for knowledge which is useful, but probably not to those reading it. So if you want to know whether there is water on Mars or how a tribe can remain undiscovered in the Amazon until the present day, you know where to click!