If you are squeamish, do not like violence, cringe at adult activities portrayed in cartoon form, abhor swearing and can not countenance cruelty to animals then you should not watch any of these adult only flash animations. Ah go on then, but at least one is absolutely bound to offend you in one way shape or form. We warned you.
Lenore – the Cute Little Dead Girl
It is a hard life being one of the undead, especially if you are only ten years old. Of course, there are the usual childhood urges, but mingled with that undead zombie thirst for death and destruction that goes with the territory, Here, Lenore fancies a pet and so goes, quite logically, to a pet shop. She quickly discovers that all the cute little pets are broken. Possibly not one for animal lovers and certainly not one to share with the kids if your last name happens to be Manson.
Bra Bashing
What happens when you get a little too big for your friend and you just happen to have an anthropomorphic thingy at home willing to give you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? This flash short gives us a woman’s view of when clothing gets just that little too tight.
Valentine
If you are easily offended then you must not look at this sight. If you are not so easily offended, then think twice! A truly sick piece of anti-Valentine shenanigans, this flash animation is not for the faint hearted. If you are a recently spurned male with a rather sick sense of humor (veering towards the European where, of course, anything goes!) then you will probably play this again and again. And again.
The Angry Surfer
This is one has been around the internet, er, once or twice at the very least. If only to prove that Americans have mouths a foul as the rest of the planet, you should take a look at these. Put the ear mufflers on the kids first though, because the air is just about to turn blue. If you are in any way offended by bad language then do not click on the link. If you don’t particularly care then prepare to laugh yourself silly with this prolonged and vicious diatribe.
Smoochies
Don’t be deceived by the perk pinkiness of this slightly interactive flash site. The cute cat only wants to have a fluffy, dreamy Valentine’s day, but she gets more than she bargained for (and possibly what she deserves). Please do not show this to your children unless they are called Bart, Lisa, Pugsley or Wednesday. Actually, forget the first two, you may actually have children with those names.
The Butt Plug Game
The title more or less says it all. A family, Mom, Dad, Junior and Gran tire of the usual board games that families play and decide to do something a little more, well, European. This is most certainly not for the viewing of children as it would raise many many more questions than it would answer.
Bunny Kill
A take on the whole stickman genre, if you like your bunny wunnies cute and cuddly then you should really avoid this one like the plague. Drawn in a cute Japanese manga style this is the epic story of the blood lust one particular wicka wabbit. It is unremitting in its depiction of violence in the rabbit world. See if you can spot any of the occasional nods to Hollywood blockbuster while you are watching from between your fingers.
Channels
If you have ever despaired at the lack of anything to watch on the television then you will absolutely agree with the rant that these two little guys share. Covering eighties cartoons, gay makeover TV show and pretty much everything else that is suspect on the TV, this is a foul mouthed litany of what is wrong with US broadcasting at the moment. Cover the ears of the little ones. These guys only look cute.
Dear Penis
There comes a time in a man’s life when his favorite organ just doesn’t do what he wants anymore. This plaintive country and western tune is almost a cry for help. A lament for two best friends who are not on speaking terms anymore. As it were. Cough.
Darth Vulgar
Everything that Darth Vader ever wanted to say (and probably you too) about his fellow characters in the Star Wars films is here. You may well have children who are fond of these films but tuck them up in bed before you watch this. Bad language and references of a sexual nature cause you offence? Don’t watch this then!
May 30th, 2009 at 6:56 am
very kewl!
May 30th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Interesting! Adult content seems to be less offensive when animated. Great imagination Mr. Evans..
May 30th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Well that was different!
May 30th, 2009 at 9:38 am
lol. love the butt plug one.
May 30th, 2009 at 9:56 am
You are a strange, strange man. LOL. JK…you are very imaginative and talented. I enjoy your stuff.
May 30th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Thanks for the review!
May 30th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Funny in a twisted way.
May 30th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
lol, I feel like I just saw an episode of South Park!
Thanks,
Clay
May 30th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
The butt plug one was funnyful XD
May 30th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Interesting and I have to laugh at the song.
May 30th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Excelleny stuff.
May 30th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Ok, I almost started crying I was laughing so hard.
May 30th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Nicely done, RJ. I only watched Channels, but I agree with Clay. They sound like South Park characters 0;P I like it. It’s a fun article/review. Did u enjoy writing it?
June 4th, 2009 at 6:42 am
I enjoyed them all lol especially valentine and the game board animation of plugs,,,,pretty hilarious…valentine sickingly reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer, Hannibal Lechter and a few other ferocious beasts…pretty cool rj
June 5th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Some of these are indeed a tad strange but very entertaining none the less! I am relatively new to Triond, have found your work very varied and interesting so far.
June 15th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
LOL! I already knew Foamy, Happy Tree Friends and Lenore but the rest I’m going to have to devote some time to, I love this sort of thing!
June 21st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I can’t say this is a great article.I’m just kidding, it is.It’s great. Just one thing.Smoochies is actually called Happy Tree Friends and it is really gory.