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Level 1: Facebook Follower

If you don’t find yourself fitting in any other category, this is you.

Do some friend finding, post some pictures, and don’t be afraid to send a questioning message to someone who might be your friend.
Grade: F

Level 2: Facebook Guru

If you meet 2 of the following, this is you: On your Wall, you can’t see the day you joined Facebook, you have 5-100 friends, you have 1-30 pictures tagged or posted by you, or you have 1-8 videos of you or posted by you.

Facebook Gurus are basically new people on Facebook.  If you have been on Facebook for more than a month and you are still a Guru, grab a camera and post some pictures of yourself, and start looking harder for friends!  You’ll become a Cultist in no time.
Grade: D

Level 3: Facebook Cultist

If you meet 3 of the following, this is you: 100-250 friends, average of 1-5 wall posts by friends per day for a month, 30-75 pictures, 20 videos, 3-10 more “boxes” than you started with on your boxes page.

Ah, the Facebook Cultist.  Many of you readers will never get past this level.  Facebook Cultists make up the majority of most Facebook users, so you can consider yourself to be average.  Add friends of friends and get a bunch of applications to make the big jump to Cult Leader.
Grade: C

Level 4: Facebook Cult Leader

If you meet 4 of the following, this is you: 250-750 friends, average of 5-10 wall posts by friends per day for two months (not including your birthday), 75-200 pictures, 15-20 notifications per day, 20-50 videos, 10-20 more boxes than you started with, or at least 20-30 applications besides the ones you started with.

Facebook Cult Leaders are usually friends with at least one Facebook God, however, the majority of their friends are Cultists or Gurus.  In order to become a Facebook God, you will need to use your Cultist and Guru friends to catapult yourselves to Godliness by adding friends of your friends, sending out application invites to get those precious notifications, and write on your their walls to get those return posts needed to get that grade A.
Grade: B

Level 5: Facebook God

If you meet all of the following, you are worthy of this title: 751+ friends, 11+ wall posts by your friends per day for at least 3 months (not including your birthday), 201+ pictures, 51+ videos, 21+ more boxes than you started, 21+ notifications per day, 31+ more applications than you started with, and you ALWAYS write every single one of your friends’ walls when it is their birthday.

If you can honestly say that you have met all of those qualifications, I admire you.  You have pushed past all your friends and made the long leap to Facebook Godliness.  I shake you warmly by the hand.  Congratulations, the newest Facebook God!
Grade: A

What level of Facebook Godliness have you achieved?