Ten funny, sarcastic sayings and quotes to put on your status updates.
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One of the best things about Facebook is being able to put smart, funny and interesting things on your status update.
The following should help you out:
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Chaos, panic and disorder – my work here is done.
Macho law prohibits me from admitting I’m wrong.
Stress is when you wake up screaming, and realise you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Feel free to comment and tell me any other epic quotes you may have seen on status updates recently.