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Do you know what I hate? Twitter; the latest and not-so-greatest craze that has been hitting the streets. Doesn’t matter if you’re a super star or if you’re a nobody, everyone knows and almost everyone uses Twitter. I know. It scares me too. Now, most of my friends have common sense, but a few don’t, and every day they flood my inbox with requests to join Twitter. To put an end to it and have some peace, I signed up. I spent an entire hour trying to find anything interesting on the site, and then gave up. It’s just too stupid. Looking at my friends posts (I’m NOT going to call them tweets. Call them that, and I’ll kill you. Don’t try me.) were things like “overslept” or “eating” and even “going to take a shower”. I then realized that Twitter is important, and I would die without this vital information. I hope you got that bit of sarcasm.

Do you know what I REALLY hate? People who obsess over Twitter. Like, when my friends and I are hanging out at the mall and see those people with their faces smashed to their phones, posting away. Now, you know that they’re not just texting, because they are saying it aloud, like, “sitting on chair at mall” or “drinking a smoothie” or “sitting by fountain. Got jacket wet. Oops”. Pathetic. But it is fun to watch people trip and run into things because they’re paying too much attention to their screen with words on it. THAT is funny stuff.

I am happy to say that most teens choose Facebook over Twitter, proving that most humans have somecommon sense. Adults, however, are starting to use Twitter like crazy people. Who knows why, maybe they find it more interesting, or it is easier to understand (not as many buttons as the more interesting sites, haha). Just look at the statistic below…my god…

 via Mashable.com

Sad, isn’t it? All I know is that it is disappointing that people are actually using Twitter, but a good thing that Facebook is ruled by teens again (not that we ever left).

So, to sum it up; Twitter. The dumbest site ever invented. Well, besides MySpace. You just tell everyone everything you do every second of every day. Whoo. Fun. So (as the Twins would say) please, just please people, get over it already. No one cares if you are eating a sandwich, or watching T.V., or going to the bathroom. It’s just sick. If your or one of your friends are obsessed with Twitter, please, for yourself AND for the rest of us, get help. The future of our world (and it’s sanity) depends on it.

Oh, and if you want to watch an…um…’enlightening’(?) video, click HERE. Just be warned, it has a bit of ‘language that is not suitable for minors’, which in people talk means swear words. It has an appropriate title, too; ‘Twitter Ruined my Life’.

Leave a comment below and click on that little ‘Like It’ button, please. And, BTW, I know that I may get some fairly nasty remarks from the people who have OTD (obsessive twitter disorder). My response to all of you: “Shut up, and deal with it. If you didn’t like it, you didn’t have to read it.” So there. By! Love ya! <3