Funny Facebook Status Quotes

Facebook introduced a latest feature to show user profile as a complete biography which is called Facebook TimeLine, this new feature is not really likes by most of Facebook addicted users and 80% of users even do not ready to unable this feature. On the other side updating FB status with hilarious and funny quotes is become a hot trend on Facebook profile pages. Now FB officials extend status limit up to 500 characters which is highly like by regular users.

In this entry I will give you some unique ideas to make some fun with your Facebook statuses. You are free to use the following brand new funny quotes on your FB status bar and bring a lovely smile on your friend’s faces.

Most Funny Facebook Statuses:-

1. Say Bingo loudly at least three times, this is the banging of new world order.
2. My idea for new super bowl is a dog that can hold my boss chair,
3. Do you read my Facebook wall on my MySpace account?
4. Behind the failure of every college guy there must be a friendship with girls on Facebook.
5. Someone hacked my Facebook account so kindly tells is it rain or sunny day on my profile?
6. I love Facebook because it allows me to apply cheat while playing Zombie Island.
7. Facebook fails to protect me from blind dating with 70 year old grandma, it happened 7th times already.
8. You have only two options, love me or accept me.
9. I am too lazy; can you please arrange a toilet with an auto clean function?
10. NASA announced that the world will be ended on 21 December 2012, so you can gift me all of your girlfriend, I will never mind.
11. Admit it that you cannot live without me, everybody does.
12. The mission of my life is to discover the gender of Lady Gaga and win a Nobel Prize, can you help me please?
13. You can understand the true meanings of my FB status only without clothes.
14. Do you ever think, why your computer says “impossible” when you try to Google my name?

Hope you guys definitely like these fresh and funny Facebook status updates, post these amazing quotes on your FB status today and get 100 of likes in an hour. Say Hi5

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