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Facebook status writing has become for many a creative way of expressing oneself.  Unfortunately, we all sometimes hit that brick wall of creativity where we can’t come up with one amusing thought, or two mildly not boring thoughts, or even three thoughts together that combine prove you can at least think coherently.  I’m here to help you with this problem.  Here are a few status ideas, they come straight from my noggin to your computer free of charge. 

That’s right!  You get not one, not two, but fifteen utterly original completely free status updates.  You don’t even have to pay shipping and handling folks!  This is a limited time offer.  Your status updates are only available to you for the duration of the existence of Triond.  Should the website hosting this article suddenly fold, these free status updates will no longer be available for you to copy and paste.

So what ere you waiting for?  Hurry up!  Scroll down and grab your status update today!

1) …is waiting for you to comment on their witty status…

2) …has not joined the group “Facebook should have a dislike button.”

3) …does not care if your Facebook group aspires to be the largest group on Facebook.

4) …blocked you from my feed…I don’t care how many mobsters you’ve iced, that you found a pink sheep on your  farm, or that you’ve redecorated your virtual apartment.

5) …likes to post politically divisive comments just to read the firestorm that ensues.

6) …is in his/her bunker preparing for the coming age of the zombies.

7) …doesn’t want to poke you, wants to poke (insert name of hot famous person here).

…combing my toes and clipping my hair.

9) …is distracted by the shiny object.

10) …counter-terrorism at the terrorism counter, buy one disgruntled-relighious-extremist voo-doo doll, get one free.  It’s just our way of helping make the world a better place.

11) …googling “awesome quotes” so that I can post something clever and hope you think I came up with it all on my own.

12) …has decided to stop updating my status with anything personal because fame approaches and how often I have a bowel movement should really be reported in the tabloids instead.

13) …should be sleeping but (click, click) must find out which brand of mustard most represents my personality.

14) …aiting-way or-fay acebook-fay o-tay ome-cay out-ay ith-way ig-pay atin-lay.

15) …is going to see how many “friends” I can get to block me from their feed by posting the most incredibly mundane events of my day today…frequently.  First event, get out of bed…scratch ass.

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