Crazy Facebook Statuses

Do you want to spread a witty fun on your Facebook profile? This is very easy, just update your Facebook status with these crazy messages and let the world call you crazy.

Crazy Quotes for Facebook

1. Hi Britney, you can lock me up whenever you get free time! Holla!
2. I want to be next to try a wedding with Kim Kardashian.
3. I was scratching my head while I wrote this Facebook status.
4. I will let Sarah Palin do anything she wants to do, as long as she rubs herself on me.
5. Before you get any ideas just remember that you has facial herpes that were contracted from Sandra Bullock.
6. You are the hilarious mate on Facebook and your profile photo from clown circus need to be accompanied by Benny Hill music.
7. Are you the only one who read my status to make a smart butt comment?
8. For some reason I really like your face especially when your Facebook status showing that you are offline.
9. Most men like curves!!!!! I like the curves on my new home wall, what you were thinking about?
10. After a serious breakup with my girlfriend now I would like to call it a Titanic relationship.
11. My new girlfriend is wrecked and I bet, she can’t be any more wrecked.
12. I’m not sure if I’d like to continue our relationship but your friend Lily looks great though.
13. You’re not paying for the hot dog, you’re paying for truffles.
14. Any story about Lady Gaga is just asking for troubles.
15. What next? Now do you want me to be the president of United States?
16. I think we should build a bubble over the Facebook to save it from Google Plus. Sell T-Shirts, have a Steak House also, need a dive shop and Starbucks.
17. Snores…millions of people are like to read my status quotes on Facebook, what is the big deal?

Keep in touch I will post more funny Facebook status in my next post, now feel free to share these crazy quotes on your status bar.

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