Most funny and crazy facebook status messages.
Do you want to spread a witty fun on your Facebook profile? This is very easy, just update your Facebook status with these crazy messages and let the world call you crazy.
Crazy Quotes for Facebook
- Hi Britney, you can lock me up whenever you get free time! Holla!
- I want to be next to try a wedding with Kim Kardashian.
- I was scratching my head while I wrote this Facebook status.
- I will let Sarah Palin do anything she wants to do, as long as she rubs herself on me.
- Before you get any ideas just remember that you has facial herpes that were contracted from Sandra Bullock.
- You are the hilarious mate on Facebook and your profile photo from clown circus need to be accompanied by Benny Hill music.
- Are you the only one who read my status to make a smart butt comment?
- For some reason I really like your face especially when your Facebook status showing that you are offline.
- Most men like curves!!!!! I like the curves on my new home wall, what you were thinking about?
- After a serious breakup with my girlfriend now I would like to call it a Titanic relationship.
- My new girlfriend is wrecked and I bet, she can’t be any more wrecked.
- I’m not sure if I’d like to continue our relationship but your friend Lily looks great though.
- You’re not paying for the hot dog, you’re paying for truffles.
- Any story about Lady Gaga is just asking for troubles.
- What next? Now do you want me to be the president of United States?
- I think we should build a bubble over the Facebook to save it from Google Plus. Sell T-Shirts, have a Steak House also, need a dive shop and Starbucks.
- Snores…millions of people are like to read my status quotes on Facebook, what is the big deal?
Keep in touch I will post more funny Facebook status in my next post, now feel free to share these crazy quotes on your status bar.