Cool Quotes for Facebook Status Update

Sat, May 14, 2011, by TilenHrovatic

Social Networks

Here you have some really cool, funny and interesting quotes to write on your Facebook wall. Include one of these quotes in you next status update on Facebook and make your friends laugh and think.

Facebook is the biggest social networking site right now, with more than 500 millions of users and growing. Friends share their updates, photos, videos, play games and shat with each other. It’s a great place to connect with new people and stay in touch with people in your life.

But don’t just post boring and usual status updates all the time! Surprise your friends and fans with some cool, funny and interesting status updates that will make your friends laugh and want to share your updates with their network. Post something worth reading and sharing. Something other than your daily routines and your plan to go to shower or even the complete description of your dinning. Why don’t you replace those updates with some cool quotes that will put smileys on your old and dusty wall?

Here are some very cool quotes for your next Facebook status updates. Be sure to use one of these quotes when you write your next update.

  • Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile wearing their shoes! You
    know why? Because when they see hear me criticize them, I am a mile
    away and I have their shoes!
  • The most darkest time is just before dawn, so if you are looking to
    steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the right time to do it! Lolz
  • Do you think or feel that nobody in this world cares about you? Well, try missing on some credit card payments!
  • The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the
    more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother
    to learn? Hehe ~ Famous Saying
  • Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions. ~ Anonymous
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. ~ J.B. Morton
  • It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. ~ Weinberg
  • All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner
  • I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention. ~ Ron Kittle
  • Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone
    wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one
    night. ~ Charlie Brown
  • Do you wanna know how can you keep your profile visitors under total suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
  • I’m not as think as you drunk I am. ~ Mega Jones
  • I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow. ~ Billy Connolly
  • Never test how deep the water is with both your feet! If you have,
    just go swimming! If you don’t know swimming%u2026why were you testing??
  • Always save electricity! How would you feel if someone turns you on and leaves?
  • It’s good to be in a relationship! After all, you cannot blame everything on God and Government! Lolz
  • Never aim of being irreplaceable! If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted!
  • Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac ~ George Carlin
  • Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. ~ Anonymous
  • The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. ~ Robert Bloch

Want some more? You can find them below!

I hope you like these quotes and ideas for cool Facebook status updates. Check out the links I provided to find some more and be sure to use this on Facebook, Twitter or elsewhere online where you hangout with your friends. And if you have another cool quote on mind, please leave it in a comment!

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1 Comments For This Post
  1. neopisiva Says:

    Great share.I like “Out of my mind,back in five minutes”, best.

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