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Cute snow bunting Jennifer, who had plumped up and let her figure go a little, hopped around nervously on one leg as dominant hummingbird Angelina flapped her wings furiously.  “You couldn’t bear to see Brad and me happy so you had to sabotage us,” trilled Angelina.  Keeping his head down, great white swan Brad cocooned himself away from prying photographers invading his space.  ‘Bloody paparazzi, target someone else,’ he thought at his lakeside retreat.  Anyway, he was tired of the continual Aniston-Jolie in-fighting, feathers flying everywhere.  Brad only had eyes now for Claudia – the supermodel snowy owl – currently on a Mount Fuji photo-shoot, wearing a winter coat and nothing else.  Meanwhile, honeymooning couple Jordan and Pete, the amorous penguins abroad, climbed the rocky, icy path looking for a quiet spot for some al fresco coupling.  They were surprised to find themselves upstaged by an open-air preformance by 5 starlings AKA Girls Aloud, lip-glossed, lip-synching in unison to Biology.  Self-styled leader of the dolly birds, Cheryl planned her next career move as love rat husband Ashley scuttled off into the undergrowth, tail between his legs.