These are some rules all people on myspace should follow.
1. No matter what the bulletins say, no girl is going to pop up next to you in the middle of the night and kill you.
2. If you don’t post that bulletin it in no way affects your love life. You affect that in either a good or bad way, you’re to blame not a bulletin.
3. When you have new pictures don’t post numerous bulletins stating that you have new pictures and to comment them. Your real friends will see the first and comment them if they like.
4. To all those of you with 5,000 friends, NOBODY has that many friends you’re what’s known as a myspace whore. You don’t know them all, and you’ll never meet even 200 of them.
5. Videos are nice but why have 4, 5 or more video’s in there? They all play at the same time, and slow down your page.
6. Stop begging people to put you in their top 8. There’s a reason you’re not in it. That is they have 8 friends they like more than you and get over it!
7. It’s not instant messenger. Stop posting comments when you’re talking to them online, and leave the comments for when you’re not talking to them. It’s pointless and a lot of us don’t like getting them from people we are talking to online already.
8. If you take a layout, don’t take out the links they put in to send people to there site. They made it if you don’t like it then use another layout instead of stealing theirs and taking them out.
9. On your pictures don’t put things like “I don’t really like this one” there and look for people to disagree and tell you how beautiful they think you are and that you’re wrong. You like the picture otherwise you wouldn’t have put it there in the first place.
10. Don’t post a bunch of pointless bulletins. They get annoying and we don’t care to read about you being single, or a secret ninja. If you’re password been stolen delete the bulletins the program has given you.
If you agree with this copy and paste it into a new bulletin to show others how we feel about myspace and what shouldn’t be done.
December 3rd, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Excellent information that I didn’t already know about. When I am working on my myspace page I will keep these tips in mind.
December 21st, 2007 at 9:52 am
Some of these I knew, some I didn’t anyway generally an informative article sorry I’m not great with reviews about websites lol, anyway take care man
February 27th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I totally agree with you about the bulletin thing.
I hate it when people say you will get bad luck if you dont repost them. its like putting a curse on them. but I know it wont affect you. it just seems very rude
March 28th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
how old do you have to me to go on myspace
November 14th, 2008 at 9:23 am
these are good rules, im only 12 and im not allowed to have a myspace, only because their dangerious! thanks mom and dad.
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:11 am
hahaha
this is sooo true. Great advice
March 12th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
awsome halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
May 9th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
LOL… i might get-a myspace soon!!! i know all duh rules.. lol!
May 13th, 2009 at 11:08 am
how old do you have to be
June 24th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Funny. How to have thousand friends there anyway?
September 12th, 2009 at 10:06 am
WOW UR A LOSER!!!!! U PROBABLY HAV NO FRIENDS ON MYSPACE! GAYWAD
October 29th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
these are some great rules. i have friends who do almost all of these rules. they post pictures sayin ” i hate this one” . i just don’t get it. why would they post it if they hate it ?!
November 4th, 2009 at 2:07 am
“gaywad?” lol LOOK AT YOU! Look who’s saying of not having friends.
How ever you like to see this
These are real concepts of social rules you must follow (even online.) Or otherwise, you’ll won’t have friends because they’ll think you’re annoying! You shouldn’t have a myspace profile if you are wasting time SPAMING other people. Myspace.com was NOT made for SPAM! and that is one of the main reasons why some profiles get deleted.
People get tired, and finally block you or report you