How to Workout Like a Man

Men are pretty strong creatures, there’s no doubt about that. But if you just do a Google search for a fat person, you’ll find that not all of these so called “men” are actually men at all. The difference lies in the way they work out, and I am here to show you how a real man works out.

The first thing you have to do is secure a water buffalo. Once you have that, tie its front two feet together so that it can’t kick you and crouch directly underneath it. Now, using nothing but your head and a lot of determination, lift it straight off the ground. Real men use the Somanabolic Muscle Maximizer download, and buffaloes.