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Google is alive. He is the cyber God who controls the search engines. If you want to understand him better study his psychological profile. The more you comprehend him the more successful your online business will be.

1. Google is very smart. He finds in only few moments all the information we need.
2. Google is flexible: if you misspell a word he provides you alternatives.
3. Google has the soul of a businessman: whatever he does has the purpose to make money.
4. Google is like a robot: rational, cold and calculated. He is not at all intuitive, which means that he uses only the left hemisphere of his brain.
5. Google is the perfect a spy: he watches you all the time; he knows all the sites that you visit, all your links, and all your neighbors.
6. Google has not the soul of an artist. He is blind to beauty – all what he notices is the content. If you want to have a good rank just provide distinctive and relevant content that gives to the users a reason to access your site.
7. Google is well acquainted with human psychology. By analyzing the overture he understands the people’s deepest needs and encourages intrepid entrepreneurs to satisfy them.
8. Google treats you in a personalized way: he displays advertisements that are tailored to the content of your website. That is why it is important to keep focusing on a certain topic.
9. Google is very sociable. He promotes the links exchange – but discourages the brainless links farm.
10. Google has a very calculated sense of humor. He makes practical jokes only the first of April. Never believe Google announcements on this particular day.
11. Google doesn’t like pets but he has plenty of spiders.
12. Google hasn’t the soul of a sportsman: he doesn’t practice any physical exercises but he likes crawling.
13. Google has the soul of a cop: he discovers whenever you want to trick him. For that reason do not click on your ads. If your domain is affiliated with deceptive services you will be not indexed anymore.
14. Google has no God: he is God. He rewards you for whatever he considers that is valuable and punishes you for whatever he considers that it is worthless. Fortunately he rewards creative and sensible content – so keep focusing on your niche.
15. God Google has many worshipers: all those who want to get rich with AdWords, AdSense and affiliate programs. His prophets are the online marketing gurus.
16. Google is hypocrite: he doesn’t allow you to create adult content, but on site with adult content places the highest concentration of AdWords.

Do not misunderstand me: Google is not a bad guy. On the contrary, he is a nice chap, but he was educated by businessmen – not by artists, humanists or spiritual gurus – so that he behaves like a businessman. I really believe that in future he will transform in something that will serve the real human needs.