Before you delete your spam email, start enjoying the wondrous wordplay of their well written and humorous subject lines!
If there’s one thing that drives a purchasing decision, it’s making a person feel inadequate. And nobody does this better than those crafty wordsmiths at the Viagra factory who send me thousands of spam emails every day.
Here are my top 10 favorite spam subject lines from today’s email that almost drove me into buying some of those hard blue pills. Who would have thought some of the cleverest metaphors would have come from Spam emails?
- Tiny dicks need medical treatment!
- Your baby-maker needs to be bigger in order to perform its functions well!
- Enormous monster phallus is every woman’s dream!
- All that really matters for a hot woman, is the size of your dick!
- How to feed your trouser snake to boost its growth?
- Turn your wee wee into real monster!
- Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python!
- Bigger penis won’t be on TV but in your shorts!
- Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!
- If your warrior of love is too small, you may lose this war.
Well, there is a lot of incentive there to purchase, but how do I know they are really going to work? According to the best of these emails:
“I like how swiftly this product affected my boyfriend, he can not stop babbling about how excited he is having his new girth, length, and libido!”
That’s proof enough for me! Now where’s the fake credit card that I bought online…
November 15th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
this is a little perverted.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
yes it’s nearly enough to make me actually look at my spam folder… but not quite!! There’s some pretty funny subject lines for those fat-fighting pills to.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Hello my name is Matt I’m older man and I need a treatment for my Erectile Dysfunction problem, I need to know if the generic Viagra works. I found this website Generic Viagra http://www.xlpharmacy.com/generic-viagra/ it seems to be ok but I’m not sure. Can anybody help me with some info about this website or maybe recommend another website that sales generic Viagra …. thank you Matt
April 30th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
He told me that he once suffered from impotence as well as I was suffering from impotence and he also told me that no matter were he bought his pills no pharmacy ever sold them at such a low cost as any of the internet pharmacies which he had visited, so I should order generic viagra online order.
April 30th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
You’ve attracted the viagra vendors!
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