Hello Laui, nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu Master. Today, Sifu is read and discuss letter that loyal Laui have sent in.
“Greetings Sensei,”
“I enjoyed the returned article, almost as good as the first!.
I am humbled by your skillfull diverse intellectual kung fu genius… Wooooopahh! (And as I gave up martial arts and only gained a yellow belt in ‘open fist’ ishinryu), I also bow to a superior human being
.”
“Its good to know that there is somebody in the world that shares the similar ‘common’ sense attitude towards life in many practicalities (and can voice it better than others too). Keep up the good work as the world needs people like you! (And not ALL of us ‘wideeyes’ are krazy u know, just a very large majority, hahahahahahaa)- I am minority, I am INFJ personality type; if you type, google explains).”
“Peace and Respect.”
Oh Concerned Laui, have you not notice that Sifu is all-wise and omniscient knower of everything? Sifu is already know what means INFJ personality. Long ago, in him travels all over Internet, Sifu is meet ancient Webmaster who set him personality test. Sifu too, is amazing rare INFJ personality type. Hah, all lesser Laui of more common personality type pay attention to Concerned student; him one rare fella.
For to praise loyal Concerned Laui, Sifu is share with all student secret of ancient Oriental eloquence and Kung-Fu speaking; ancient wisdom say, “Learn all the rules that you may freely break them.” This wisdom mean that for to bypass rules and do as you please, either in Kung-Fu, or language, or even on motorway, it is necessary first tro understand why rules are there; when there is understanding, there can be spontaneous human judgment of obey rules or cheat like Ninja weasel.
That’s right Laui; where there is mastery there is no need for form; Sifu is abuse English language the way him please only because him is master word smith, fully understanding what him do. Basically, Sifu is genius.
While all Laui reading, how many have visit Sifu on MySpace? He is there; visit him group, the Yellow Lotus World Domination Secret Society. Group is small, attracting few Ninja. Sifu needs more virtual Ninja for to continue invasion of Internet; all loyal Laui visit Sifu’s MySpace group, where you will find links to videos about Sifu. Sifu also on
FameCast
, need more fan.
Where else is Sifu? Sifu is everywhere; Sifu is in Scotland, Sifu is in secret Victorian Sewer Ninja HQ beneath River Thames in London, just in sight of Canary Wharf. Sifu is also on
Kleep.com
.
The World Shall Hear From Me Again!













Sun, Aug 12, 2007, by Samuel Z Jones
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