Beware of Blogger Madness

Tue, Sep 8, 2009, by Guy Hogan

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How well I remember my first innocent desire to offer up my humble words to the world on my own personal blog and maybe to send a little traffic to my Triond Account.  How I cherished the title of blogger.  How I wore proudly the label of, dare I say it?…Writer.  How I longed to communicate my deepest thoughts and emotions without fear or shame.  My heart was full of an overwhelming joy.

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And I cannot possibly express to you, Dear Gentle Reader, the ecstasy that day after day carried me back to the keyboard after being blessed with those first hits and comments on the content of my blog.

My mind grew feverish to produce more and more content, more and more articles to satisfy the hunger in me for more traffic and for more comments to soothe the now uncontrollable lust of my ego.  My unholy want turned into a need so demanding, so unforgiving that day after day, night after night I slaved at my blog sometimes putting up 20 postings in a single sitting.  I did not eat.  I did not sleep.  Nothing mattered but the ever rising statistics on the glowing computer screen.

The number of daily visits to my blog kept going up: 100…200..300…My Triond earnings began to grow FAT!  I became a shadow of myself.  Nothing mattered but writing day and night, night and day…400…500…600…700

Up…up…up…800…900…1,000…2,000…3,000!!!

Then I got carpal tunnel in both wrists and I was cured.

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  1. Rita H Says:

    I can relate FULLY!!! LOL so strange becoming Obsessed with blogging and gaining traffic for your posts…. Wierd isn’t it?

  2. lillyrose Says:

    Haha… silly you! you should learn how to type with your toes x

  3. Buma Says:

    Funny, and i like it.

  4. ken bultman Says:

    I guess I don’t blog much.

  5. agriculi Says:

    I thought it was carpet tunnel. I had it in my foot.

  6. Gijo George Says:

    Good one. Too much obsession towards anything can undermine the disasters waiting for us.

  7. TammyFSmithCaldwell Says:

    To Funny. It’s always nice to start the day out with a good chuckle. :o D I have just learned myself the undeniable addiction to blogging.

  8. Guy Hogan Says:

    Hi, Rita: Well, it was happening to me and I actually did get carpal tunnel in the right wrist. That was over a month ago and I haven’t fully recovered from it yet.

  9. Guy Hogan Says:

    lillyrose, you would have thought I was mad if you could have seen the tears of laughter running down my face as I composed, dare I say it?…This micro-masterpiece.

    All those years of reading Edgar Allen Poe did not go to waste.

  10. Guy Hogan Says:

    Buma, I had great fun with this one. I can’t remeber the last time I laughed so hard. I hope others find it funny, too.

  11. Guy Hogan Says:

    Ken, you’re better off not blogging. Triond can keep all of us busy. I keep blogging because after a year and 18,000 hits and 1,000 postings I have too much invested in my blog to stop. My blog sends a small but constant daily flow of visitors to my Triond Account.

  12. Guy Hogan Says:

    agriculi, I hope everything is better now. Beware, it could return without warning. You must not let down your guard! For the evil lives on.

  13. Guy Hogan Says:

    Gijo, as you say anthing taken to an extreme can be harmful. So, this article is really about more than just blogging. I hope you got a laugh out of the article.

  14. Guy Hogan Says:

    Hi, Tammy: Blogging can certainly be addictive. I’m not so bad now but I stll put in a lot of time at the computer even if I’m not blogging. What can you do when you’re an online content writer?

  15. Guy Hogan Says:

    Tichimes, this one was fun to write. It didn’t start out funny in my mind but the more I thought about it the funnier it got. At least it seemed funny to me. I kept thinking of Edgar Allen Poe.

  16. revivor Says:

    I can see your point – we can become obsessed – maybe waiting for that mirage of a breakthrough!!

  17. Nikita K Says:

    Another nice account from you but writing is addictive. It is my sickness and my health as I’m sure it is of everyone else. If something is constructive, I don’t see why not we must do it until we break!

  18. hollz1221 Says:

    Lol I liked it and your right, bogging can be addictive.

  19. Marie Antoinette Says:

    I hope you get well soon, so many words waiting to be written!

  20. Guy Hogan Says:

    revivor, the only thing I’m wating for right now is for the swelling in my right wrist to go down. I hope I don’t have to go to the VA Hospital; which reminds me. I have to fill out and send in my annual evaluation form.

  21. Julia L. White Says:

    LOL!!-

    Although I cannot share the pain of carpal tunnel with you, my neck hurts and my eyes are going bad from the continuous glow of the computer screen while trying to type while in bed, head propped up by a pillow.

  22. Guy Hogan Says:

    Atikin, you are forever the optimist; which is a good thing. One thing for sure is you don’t get good at something unless you do it a lot.

  23. Guy Hogan Says:

    hollz, it appears that writers and bloggers just love words and communicating and the Internet is like a drug. I have to keep a close eye on myself.

  24. Guy Hogan Says:

    Marie, it’s been a month. I’ve been typing using one finger of the left hand. I hope I don’t end up going to the hospital. I haven’t shaved in over a month. I look like a mountain man.

  25. Guy Hogan Says:

    Julia, believe me. I feel your pain. The soreness in my right wrist is mostly gone but I still have no power in the hand. I really don’t want to go to the hospital. What are they going to advise. Rest? An operation?

  26. JoshuaD Says:

    Guy,

    It can get worse. I have been blogging for 5.5 years now. It is a real….

  27. Uma Shankari Says:

    It sure is addictive. Sometimes, I get up in the middle of the night to see if my article has got published. The greatest pleasure is when even before I get to see my article, it has managed to get decent hits, comments and ‘liked it’ clicks. No other website has got the dashboard as good as Triond. We know when our friends have published, we can get immediate responses for our messages. It feels so connected… so like a family.

  28. Guy Hogan Says:

    Joshua, I can only imagine; but since I now know my limit hopefully I’ll be able to stay within my limit. Carpal tunnel is no joke. I really only got it in the right hand; but never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

  29. samdaman Says:

    The end was great :)

  30. DulceCorazon Says:

    Very funny article but very true. My wrists are hurting but I just can’t stop typing.

  31. LoveDoctor Says:

    What a great article and funny too. I totally agree. Just this weekend, I found myself online for hours trying to come up with ideas to write about. It can be addicting. Hilarious and a very creative piece too.

  32. Yovita Siswati Says:

    Good point! I like how you said it, it’s so funny.

  33. dgrwriting Says:

    That is just an awesome article. I have just started writing again after a ten year hiatus. Even though my Triond account doesn\’t show it, I can sympathize with your affliction (writing, not carpel tunnel). I\’ve been blogging and writing all over the internet and I\’ve been increasing my output daily.

  34. Unofre Pili Says:

    Yes, I can’t agree more with Atikin. Many a times I have conjured myself the idea that writing is a form of sickness and anyone who suffers from it should write, write and write for it’s the only medicine. And as dgwriting pointed out, you are sick of writing, and that is GREAT. Very nice article, it’s witty,amusing, afflicting yet inspiring.

  35. ducroisjosef Says:

    I don’t have to blog, I can quit anytime.

  36. royee100 Says:

    nice ur right it becomes addicting

  37. Melody SJAL Says:

    I can relate too, though am not much into blogging now.

  38. understood Says:

    I don’t have to blog, I can quit anytime.

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  39. Louie Jerome Says:

    I’ve had this problem too. I tried voice recognition but the software makes too many mistakes and it isn’t the same. There’s something addictive about using a keyboard too, and just speaking instead of typing just doesn’t do it for me. I am certainly addicted to my blogs!

  40. Guy Hogan Says:

    Uma, Triond does have a great Dashboard. It’s so simple and informative. Everything about Triond is so user friendly. Triond is very addictive.

  41. Guy Hogan Says:

    samdaman, after that big build up I was wondering how to end the article. Well, I really did get carpal tunnel (only in the right wrist) so I decided just to end it the way it ended. I think the ending really makes it funny.

  42. Guy Hogan Says:

    Dulce, I really do have carpal tunnel in the right wrist. The wrist is very slowly getting better but I’ve been typing with one finger on the left hand.

  43. Guy Hogan Says:

    marlene, you would have thought I was mad if you had seen me composing this thing, laughing out loud, tears running down my face, reading it over and over again.

  44. Guy Hogan Says:

    Yovita, thank you. The article was the most fun I’ve had writing an article in a long tme. It will probably be a long time before I write anything like this article again.

  45. Guy Hogan Says:

    Hello, dgwriting: welcome back to writing again. Writing is addictive. If I can come up with one new article every day I’ll be very happy.

  46. Guy Hogan Says:

    Unofre, I’ve got the sickness and I’ve got it bad. I’ve had it for years. There’s nothing to do but keep writing. I know I am not alone.

  47. Guy Hogan Says:

    ducroisjosef, you are fortunate not to have a blog. A blog can be lots of fun but it can also become a pain. I guess it’s all in how you approach it.

  48. Guy Hogan Says:

    royee, I guess it’s best to do all things in moderation; but if you really want to be good at something moderation doesn’t work.

  49. Guy Hogan Says:

    Melody, blogging really is fun. I’m glad that I have a blog. I just wish I had more time to work on it. I spend most of my time on Triond.

  50. Seth Heartnett Says:

    A life’s lesson is a lesson learned.

  51. Sourav Says:

    I know this is addictive. But If you love to write then it’s okay. But remember we always need to give some time to ourselves. And to the people we love. So… may be it’s important to maintain a balance.

  52. strovek Says:

    Excellent article. I remember when I first heard of the word blogger, I thought, “I’ll never be one of those!” and yet here I am : )

  53. Guy Hogan Says:

    Louie, blogging by voice would be interesting and might be a solution once the technology is perfected. But I probably couldn’t affort it anyway.

  54. Guy Hogan Says:

    Seth, blogging is definitely an adventure. But like anything else it can be over done. It might be another two weeks before I’m fully recovered from the carpal tunnel in my right wrists.

  55. Guy Hogan Says:

    Sourav, having a certain balance in life is usually better than being addictive about anything; but sometimes it’s difficult to have a balance when you’re trying to be good at something.

  56. Guy Hogan Says:

    strovek, I find blogging fascinating. Ten years ago I couldn’t send an e-mail. Now I’m the Editor/Publisher of the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction Gazette http://www.pittsburghflashfictiongazette.com one of the best flash fiction publications on the Internet.

  57. jacksangel Says:

    This one made me smile. I know the feeling of being addicted to writing and no matter how tired I am or the pain that I also feel in my wrists I still must write.

  58. Resveratrol Healthblog Says:

    I agree, this blogging stuff has gotten out of hand.

  59. Innovative Healthcare Says:

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