The Bum Belonging to Pippa Middleton is The Most Popular Thing on The Internet

Mon, Nov 12, 2012, by AndAnotherThing

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The internet has long been heralded as the "biggest breakthrough in international communications" and a "tool for world peace". However, when we analyse what people search for on the world wide web, we question the veracity of these claims. This article contains the search terms people are using to find articles on various article websites – you’ll be amazed at what people are reading or not if you are a typical web surfer.

Snap Shot of Terms used to find AndAnotherThing’s Articles

AndAnotherThing is an office full of writers who write on diverse topics and publish all over the internet. News, nature, science, gossip, art and literature are just a few of the subjects addressed in AndAnotherThing articles. However, over the last 30 days only two matters have registered in the top ten search terms used by searchers to find our articles. You’ll be able to guess what they are if you read this list:

Top Ten AndAnotherThing Search Terms over 30 Days to 12 November 2012

  1. pippa middleton bum ~ Pictures of Pippa Middleton’s Bum | Naked Celebrities
  2. tory paedophile ring ~ Jimmy Savile and the Alleged Tory Paedophile Ring
  3. pippa middleton nude
  4. pippa middleton naked
  5. pippa middleton bum photos
  6. conservative paedophile ~ David Cameron and the Tory Paedophile Ring
  7. princess kate sunbathing ~ Princess Kate Sunbathing Scoop
  8. conservative paedophiles
  9. naked celebrities
  10. tory paedophiles

The British royal family on Buckingham Palace balcony after Prince William and Kate Middleton were married. Detail of the picture: Pippa Middleton and Prince Philip. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Top Ten Search Terms Across All Contributing Writers

  1. Internet Fraud Penalizing
  2. health insurance quote ~ The Best Health Insurance Quote
  3. chia seeds health benefits
  4. how to make your garden soil more fertile
  5. is honey good for you ~ Honey Is So Good For You
  6. bicycle helmet innovation ~ The Invisible Bike Helmet
  7. terraria download
  8. potluck ideas
  9. Vocabulary Workshop Level F Answers
  10. pictures of Pippa Middleton’s Bum ~  Pictures of Pippa Middleton’s Bum | Naked Celebrities 

Conclusion

People seem to want to read crap rather than than anything of merit. They want crude and blunt short articles rather than sophistication and unique thought. The typical surfer is an idiot.

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